cork? cock?
Yesterday I was working and as I was drying the utensils, Mark was looking for CORKS. He lost his wine bottle cork and he's looking for an extra cork. As we all know, we pronunce the word CORK as COCK. lol
Now now.. don't we all say that? Oh just admit it. Anyway, back to the incident. Mark was finding the extra corks at the condiments section.. let me put these into a convo:
Mark: shit, where's the extra cock (cork). How come don't have..eh you got extra cock (cork)?
me( was beside him drying the utensils and started to think narrow) : eeerr I don't have. Go ask the guys.
I wanted to add in 'I don't keep cocks (corks)'..lol..
Well, he just don't get the joke cause he was seriously busy finding the cock (cork) and he's a busy man in the morning. But I told dom and we were laughing and he bloody hell say im a Tiko!..sheesh.. like whatever!
worked the whole day yesterday and am really tired. After lunchie with hy, had to rush down to the workplace as they wanted to play shrek on xbox. Sadly, all we ended up was trying to figure the new wine list. How to use the broad red ribbon when the hole on the paper is too small.. By the time we completed 1 wine list menu, it was time to open for dinner.. PATHETIC!
It's now like 2.20 am and later on I have a lunch appoinment at my friend's house. How am I gonna wake up like that!
Mel wanna party next week! Anybody interested?
Now now.. don't we all say that? Oh just admit it. Anyway, back to the incident. Mark was finding the extra corks at the condiments section.. let me put these into a convo:
Mark: shit, where's the extra cock (cork). How come don't have..eh you got extra cock (cork)?
me( was beside him drying the utensils and started to think narrow) : eeerr I don't have. Go ask the guys.
I wanted to add in 'I don't keep cocks (corks)'..lol..
Well, he just don't get the joke cause he was seriously busy finding the cock (cork) and he's a busy man in the morning. But I told dom and we were laughing and he bloody hell say im a Tiko!..sheesh.. like whatever!
worked the whole day yesterday and am really tired. After lunchie with hy, had to rush down to the workplace as they wanted to play shrek on xbox. Sadly, all we ended up was trying to figure the new wine list. How to use the broad red ribbon when the hole on the paper is too small.. By the time we completed 1 wine list menu, it was time to open for dinner.. PATHETIC!
It's now like 2.20 am and later on I have a lunch appoinment at my friend's house. How am I gonna wake up like that!
Mel wanna party next week! Anybody interested?
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